EVS confirmed to speak at Republican National Convention
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Hot off another round of “divisive” speeches by numerous Democratic politicans, President of the United States Donald Trump has announced his secret weapon in the vein of none other than Comicsgate Underlord and ex-DC Comics Intern, Ethan Van Sciver.
Intern Ethan will join POTUS Donald Trump and a host of right wing clowns at the Republic National Convention. The convention will kick off on Monday 24th August and will close off on Thursday 27th August. Sources close to the Trumps are saying the closing ceremony is to feature Ivanka Trump being shot out of a cannon, though this is yet to be confirmed.
Although, it is unclear when Intern Ethan will take the podium, what is clear is Donald Trump’s fawning respect for the unofficial despot of pop culture’s hate mafia:
Sources have said that Intern Ethan is under strict instructions from President Trump to keep the points of his republican speech on a need-to-know basis. Though EVS recently took to Twitter and leaked his Republican Convention opening statement:
We’ve approached The White House for comment but have yet to hear back.