Jonny, 23, has written in, detailing a graphic account of being cornered by his weird uncle over this weekend’s thanksgiving.
It is reported that Jonny’s uncle, Rik, hijacked the family catchup conversation after thanksgiving dinner to give everyone an update on his Twitter (mis)adventures.
Rik, who is not known for his social skills or for any self-analysis at the fallout of dropping several racial slurs in the presence of a multicultural family, pulled up his twitter account and began passing the phone around to family members still at the dinner table.
Rik, 43, continued on with his hijacking of normal conversation with the announcement of his recent appointment of “Snyderverse Executive Producer.” His proof evidenced by a recent update to his twitter bio with the phrase: Snyderverse Executive Producer.
With ‘zero holes’ in his announcement, Uncle Rik continued on a tirade rarely seen in any Politically moderate household that the “woke nonsense in comic book movies needs to stop.” This announcement was quickly followed by a “subscribe to my youtube and be sure to click the bell” because there’s nothing like a quick call to action in front of your friends and family.
Ever the pragmatic cynic of the Nguyen household, Jonny was then cornered by Uncle Rik in an attempt to preach the word of Godfather Elon. It is reported that Rik sees the recent Elon Musk twitter takeover as a good thing.
A direct quote of Rik, thanks to Jonny’s iphone voice memo:
“This is a means to an end. To stamp out the vitriol and hatred that Queer demagogues are spreading throughout this country as they continue to weaponise our youth against the good work that Elon Musk and the Snyderverse is doing. Watchmen is a masterful cinematic release. Unlike like Batman V Superman trash.”
Jonny, missing the steps in Rik’s logic, excused himself from the dinner table and from the conversation as Rik’s banter quickly descended into outlining the features and benefits of Truth Social.
Being the Pop Culture journalists that we are, we managed to track down Rik for a quick comment on the above altercation and how he’s reflected on ruining another Thanksgiving for the Nguyen family.
“I don’t talk to mainstream media,” was his response.
There you go. Rik Nguyen’s appointment to Snyderverse Executive Producer appears ironclad.
We’ll follow this breaking story with anticipation.
