Since 1988, the world has been shocked and horrified by a small wannabe-Cabbage Patch doll that goes by the name of Chucky. Ever since his first outing in the original classic Child’s Play film, Chucky (AKA Charles Lee Ray) has been terrifying audiences while displaying an absolutely wicked sense of humour.
With a franchise that’s alternated between subtle thrillers that suggest a murderous child is responsible for everything, a wild madcap slasher set in a children’s military school, a self-referential parody that included a self-mocking performance by the legendary Jennifer Tilly and even an asylum-set horror that featured clones, the one thing that’s remained consistent throughout all the changes has been Chucky and his frighteningly foul mouth.
Chucky has managed to survive seven feature films and a hit TV series, which will be entering its second season this year on October 5th, and throughout it all he has had some of the best quips of any slasher villain in history. Let’s look at a brief list of some of the best things to come out of the plastic mouth of this pint-sized killer.
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Classic Chucky
1. “Hi, I’m Chucky, and I’m your friend till the end.” – Child’s Play
2. “How’s it hanging, Phil?” – Child’s Play 2
3. “Presto – – you’re dead!” – Child’s Play 3
4. “Nothin’ like a good strangulation to get the circulation goin’.” – Child’s Play 3
5. “Fuck you very much.” – Seed of Chucky
6. “Just think, Chucky’s gonna be a bro.” – Child’s Play 3
7. “Go ahead and shoot! I’ll be back! I ALWAYS come back!… but dying is such a bitch!” – Bride of Chucky
Innuendo Filled Chucky
8. “I have a date with a six-year-old boy… and you have a date with death.” – Child’s Play
9. “Have I got a rubber? Tiff, look at me. I’m ALL rubber.” – Bride of Chucky
10. “This is nuts! And I have a VERY high tolerance for nuts.” – Seed of Chucky
11. “It ain’t the size that counts, asshole – it’s what you do with it.” – Bride of Chucky
12. “Now we’ll never know if she’s a natural redhead!” – Chucky Season 1
13. “Is there an age limit on potential victims?” – Chucky Season 1
Self-Referential Chucky
14. “You know what they say… You just can’t keep a Good Guy down.” – Child’s Play 3
15. “Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice.” – Bride of Chucky
16. “Oh, sure. I’ll steer and you can work the peddles. We’re DOLLS ya dope!” – Bride of Chucky
17. “Hey, Raggedy Anne, you looked in the mirror lately? Now’s not the time to get picky” – Bride of Chucky
18. “As a doll, I’m fucking infamous! I’m one of the most notorious slashers in history! And I don’t wanna give that up. I’m Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it!” – Seed of Chucky
19. “Ok, let me explain something to you. I am a vintage, mass-marketed children’s toy from the ’80s, standing right in front of you, holding a very sharp scalpel.” – Cult of Chucky
20. “Accidents happen, Jake. More often than murder and way more often than murders committed by supernaturally-possessed dolls. That’s just basic math!” – Chucky Season 1
21. “I’m too old for this shit” – Chucky Season 1
22. “I hate guns, they’re my Achilles heel… along with axes, fire and those big, industrial-size fans” – Chucky Season 1
23. “You’re thinking “How could a little doll possibly be so strong?”” – Chucky Season 1
Ladykiller Chucky
24. “What would Martha Stewart say?” – Bride of Chucky
25. “Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that bitch 20 years ago and she still won’t shut up!” – Bride of Chucky
26. “You know, you remind me a lot of Andy Barclay. He was a whiney little bitch just like you.” – Curse of Chucky
27. “Women. Can’t live with them. Period!” – Curse of Chucky
28. “Hey kid, I’m gonna go kill your sister… wanna come?” – Chucky Season 1
29. “The world will be better off without her, just one less little viscous Karen on training wheels” – Chucky Season 1
Playful Chucky
30. “I’ve got a new game, sport: It’s called Hide the Soul. And guess what? You’re it!” – Child’s Play
31. “We’re gonna have a little game of Chucky Says. Chucky says move your ass.” – Child’s Play 2
32. “I always say, killing’s good, clean fun for the whole family” – Chucky Season 1
33. “It’s the Super Bowl of slaughter and you can’t just sit in the stands you know? We all gotta get out there and get in the game” – Chucky Season 1
34. “You’re a winner, and you know what winners say? Fuck the losers who can’t take a joke” – Chucky Season 1
Insulting Chucky
