19 Disturbing and Inappropriate Bad Boy Bubby Quotes (NSFW)

Bad Boy Bubby Quotes

Bad Boy Bubby is notoriously bad to the casual onlooker. This Black Comedy which is now heralded as a cult classic takes a long hard look at the dark nature of society through the eyes of its protagonist, a mentally challenged man (are we allowed to say that anymore), Bad Boy Bubby.

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Written and directed by Rolf de Heer, Bad Boy Bubby was filmed under a strict budget in Adelaide, South Australia. Despite the disturbing undertones of Bubby’s mother raping him every chance she gets and the narrative of how society views the socially challenged, Bad Boy Bubby was met with positive reviews upon its release back in 1993. Taking out the Special Jury Prize at the 50th Venice International Film Festival.

We looked back on Bad Boy Bubby recently and these are our favourite quotes – some disturbing, some insightful.

Listen to us discuss Bad Boy Bubby at length

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“Jesus can see everything I do… and he’s going to beat me brainless!” – Bad Boy Bubby

“You’re a sexy woman. God, you’ve got great tits. Great big whoppers, if you can say.” – Bubby

“Be still ya litte cunt! I’ll beat ya brainless!” – Bad Boy Bubby 

“Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare! Angel be beautiful. God be a useless cunt!” – Bubby 

“Here’s your bed, and there’s your suitcase, and I’ve put your cat in the freezer, and we can bury that tomorrow, ok?” – Angel

“Two of those wonderfully fattening chocolate eclairs please, Sam!” – Bubby

“Come on, cat. Pizza!” – Bad Boy Bubby

“Christ, kid, you’re a weirdo!” – Bubby

Bad Boy Bubby: “I think Angel is beautiful.”
Angel’s Father: “She’s a fat slut.”
Angel’s Mother: “Watch what you say, dear.”
Angel’s Father: “Better be known that she’s a fat slut.”
Angel’s Mother: “If God had wanted us to be fat, he’d just made us all the same way, wouldn’t he? But he didn’t. God doesn’t like fat people. Fat people are an abomination in his eyes.”

“Bubby being left to die… me Pop now.” – Bad Boy Bubby

“Lick your tongue, now lick me here…. that prickles…” – Salvation Army Chick

“And if the poison doesn’t get you– God will.” – Bubby 

“Get off of the fuckin’ road you poofta bastard! Get off of the fuckin’ road you poofta bastard! Get off…” – Bubby

“I sing this song when I want to be close to my good friend Jesus…” – Salvation Army Chuck

“Well, if that’s all there is, we’re stuffed.” – Bad Boy Bubby 

“Oi, piss off out the way mate, I gotta cut this tree down… Hey, you fuckin deaf…You’re a queer looking rooster aren’t ya? what are ya one of them fuck in’ greenies aye, C’mon on, fuck off or I’ll cut your prick off…..fuckin idiot…go on, get out of it!” – Council Worker

Bubby: “They be beautiful… like mom.”
Angel: “You don’t think they’re too big?”
Bubby: “They make perfection.”

“What’s the matter with you son? You’ve got a bit of a mental condition or somethin’?” – Pop

“You see, no one’s going to help you Bubby, because there isn’t anybody out there to do it. No one. We’re all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles — we don’t live. But our atoms do move about in such a way as to give us identity and consciousness. We don’t die; our atoms just rearrange themselves. There is no God. There can be no God; it’s ridiculous to think in terms of a superior being. An inferior being, maybe, because we, we who don’t even exist, we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than God ever arranged the earth. We measure; we plot; we create wonderful music. We are the architects of our own existence. What a lunatic concept to bow down before a God who slaughters millions of innocent children, slowly and agonizingly starves them to death, beats them, tortures them, rejects them. What folly to even think that we should not insult such a God, damn him, think him out of existence. It is our duty to think God out of existence. It is our duty to insult him. Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud! It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then — and only then — do we take full responsibility for who we are. And that’s what you must do, Bubby, think God out of existence; take responsibility for who you are.” – Scientist