39 Best Worf Quotes from Star Trek The Next Generation & Deep Space 9

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Best Worf Quotes (also, kinda funny)

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Lieutenant Worf, Lieutenant Commander Worf and Commander Worf (as he later became known) is definitely a fan favourite amongst Trekkies. Portrayed by Michael Dorn, Worf is the single character who has appeared in THE MOST Star Trek screen appearances to date. With 282 on-screen appearances, we see Worf grow from the Office grump to a Character who evokes Comedic Gold week after week throughout Star Trek The Next Generation, Deep Space 9 and 4 Star Trek Films.

Here is our collection of the grumpiest and best Worf quotes from Star Trek. Enjoy!

1. “Thinking about what you can’t control only wastes energy and creates its own enemy.”

2. “You are cunning… you must have Klingon Blood.”

3. “I am a Klingon Warrior and a Starfleet Officer. I have piloted starships through Dominion Minefields. I have stood in battle against Kelvans twice my size. I have courted and won the heart of the magnificent Jadzia Dax. If I can do these things, I can make this child go to sleep!”

4. “Good tea. Nice house.”

5. “The men do not roar. The women roar. And hurl heavy objects.”

6. “You are human. And among humans, females can achieve anything the males can.”

7. “If you were any other man I would kill you where you stand.”

8. “It is a Good to Die.”

9. “Your father is a traitor!”

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10. “You must let her see the fire in your eyes.”

11. “I am Worf. Son of Mogh.”

12. “I’d like my hair trimmed. And not like the last time!”

13. “I am a Klingon! If you doubt it, a demonstration can be arranged!”

14. “Words come later. It is the scent that first speaks of love.”

15. “Perhaps it is a good day to die. Give me ramming speed!”

16. “The only real question is whether you believe in the legend of Davy Crockett or not. If you do, then there should be no doubt in your mind that he died the death of a hero. If you do not believe in the legend, then he was just a man… and it does not matter how he died.”

17. “Less talk, more synthohol. We came here to relax!”

18. “My mother is never on time. It is so human of her.”

19. “Talk or play. Not both!” 

20. “We used to have gods, but then we killed them… It seems they were more trouble than they were worth.”

21. “A warrior does not let a friend face danger alone.”

22. “Women hurl heavy objects, men read love peotry, and duck alot.”

23. “Do not approach me unannounced, especially when I’m eating!” 

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24. “To die defending his ship is the hope of every Klingon.” 

25. “That is a woman’s game. All the wild cards support a *weak* hand. In a man’s game there are no wild cards.”

26. “With the females available to me, earth females, I must restrain myself too much. They are quite fragile, sir.” 

27. “Swimming is too much like bathing.” 

28. “Death to the opposition!”

29. “Men do not roar. Women roar, and then they hurl heavy objects and claw at you.”

30. “I would require a Klingon woman for companionship. Earth females are too fragile.”

31. “Klingons do not procrastinate. It is a tactical delay.”

32. “Congratulations, you are fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth.”

39 Best Worf Quotes
^Fan edited and quite disturbing.

33. “I am NOT a merry man!”

34. “Klingons do not pursue relationships. They conquer that which they desire.”

35. “Alexander, we require large amounts of currency…”

36. “Nice legs. For a human…”

37. “If there is nothing to lose, no sacrifice, then there is nothing to gain.”

38. “What a handsome race.”

39. “Captain, I do not think it is appropriate for a Starfleet officer to appear…naked…”


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